Ernest P Worrell
Object Class: Keter
Ernest Peensucker(nochangeplz) Worrell is a government experiment and God of time, who preformed a series of nonsensical events that were later turned into film. Ernest was created by the CIA as a public experiment, and was used in various local substance abuse PSAs. The only national products he promoted were Trojan Condoms.
The first Ernest commercial, filmed in 1980, advertised an appearance by the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders at Beech Bend Park, an amusement park located near Bowling Green, Kentucky. All of the cheerleaders involved in the filming state that Ernest exhibited “Disgusting and Demeaning behaviors” towards them. The rubber-faced Ernest, almost always dressed in a denim vest and baseball cap, appeared at the door of a unseen and unheard, but seemingly unwilling, neighbor named Vern. The spots were structured in a way to allow the viewer to be Vern, as Varney looked directly in the camera whenever Vern was addressed. Ernest's seemingly pointless conversations with Vern – which were actually a soliloquy due to Vern never responding – inevitably rambled around to a favorable description of the sponsor's product, followed by his signature close, "Ima fuckin beat yo ass.”
History[]
Ernest stealing someone else’s property like the fuck he is
Ernest was formed in 1970 when the American Government designed a series of blueprints for an experiment titled “Project: Superman”. The experiment had a goal of creating a human with abnormal physical abilities, with the intent of mass producing these units, and sending them into the world to work, under the guise of real humans. The exact details of these blueprints are unavailable. This experiment failed, as the resulting entity was the modern day Ernest. While Ernest does not fit the description of Project Superman, his slightly muscular physique, most notably seen in “Slam Dunk Ernest”, displays remnants of the experiment.
Upon his awakening Ernest was detained by the government, but his strength allowed him to break free of his shackles and escape the facility. From there he went out into the world, and preformed the events seen in the “Ernest” franchise of films, which are often mistaken to be acted.
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Personality[]
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Family[]
Ernest has a large family.
- Edna Worrell: Ernest’s slave, and ex wife
- Ace Worrell: Ernest’s brother, and former wielder of the Mera Mera No Mi
- Irma P Worrell: Ernest's beloved and sadly late first wife. She was taken from this earth too soon and left Ernest behind. They will joyously reunite in heaven for eternal happiness someday...assuming Ernest makes it...
FRIENDS
- John Handcock
- Notorious B.I.G.
- Bob
Relationship []
Ernest has involved himself in many relationships over the years, most involving some form of torture, and anguish to the woman in the relationship.
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